![]() Once he finishes, the bartender is in utter disbelief. ![]() The piano man starts playing classical music like Beethoven and Chopin. He opens the box and inside is a small piano man, who is only 1 foot tall, and a little piano. The bartender thinks for a minute and then says "It would to be something spectacular to take that offer." The man leans down and picks up a box and sets it on the bar. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed – ain’t nobody under there now!"Ī man walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Is that so!" With a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV." "Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. "Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked. Six months later the Psychiatrist met me on the street. "I’ll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you," I said. "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the psychiatrist. So I went to a Psychiatrist and told him I’ve got problems.Įvery time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again."Įver since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says, "I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?", The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." ![]() One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done." ![]() The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet." He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money. The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars." He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup. The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars." The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop."
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